Nobody sees the elephant in the room.

Sure, we may be involved in a war with Iraq that's cost us thousands of young American men and women, not to mention $600+ billion dollars.

Sure, we're about to begin a war with Iran that will no doubt cost us even more.

Sure, the country's being run into the ground both fiscally and politically.

Sure, we may be on the edge of a recession.

But none of that matters.

You know what we should really be worried about?

Whether or not Roger Clemens might have put a couple of syringes in his left butt cheek.