Years ago all children had to worry about was finding a razor in the candy apples given out by Old Man Carruthers. Times have changed, and neighborhood creeps are finding new ways to tamper with Halloween candy putting sugar-loving children and parents in danger.
The following list has been assembled for your protection.
Hazardous Objects Commonly Hidden in Halloween Candy:
• Broken glass in Candy Corn.
• Dirty bomb in box of Junior Mints.
• Copy of Britney Spears' "Blackout" in king size Snickers.
• Marijuana laced Mary Janes.
• Al Qaeda Operative in Bit o’ Honey.
• Loaded revolver in package of Sixlets.
• Raisins in Box of Raisins.
• Gay marriage in Laffy Taffy.
• Lead paint in Tootsie Pops.
• Waterboarding in Charleston Chews Minis.
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